The Republic of Mamdamistan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 229 million Mamdamistanianites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mamdamistanian economy, worth 17.6 trillion EuroDollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,839 EuroDollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mamdamistan's national animal is the Homo Sapian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mamdamistan is ranked 32,958^th in the world and 465^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.