The Democratic Republic of Malos Vires is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 326 million Malos Viresians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The sizeable but sluggish Malos Viresian economy, worth 9.43 trillion Pecunias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,936 Pecunias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, Air Malos Vires tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel, revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malos Vires's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malos Vires is ranked 84,746^th in the world and 619^th in the West Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,158.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.