The Iron Clad Dominion of Malatoga is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Roman Gorkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.328 billion Malatogans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Togonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malatogan economy, worth 868 trillion Malas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,855 Malas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, milk often tastes of pea, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malatoga's national animal is the Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Panowism.

Malatoga is ranked 1,972^nd in the world and 1^st in Ridgefield for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 829.64 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.