The Democratic Republic of Discs is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 163 million Discsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Discsian economy, worth 7.37 trillion Rainbow Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,228 Rainbow Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Discs, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discs's national animal is the White Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Discs is ranked 284,242^nd in the world and 24^th in Ridgefield for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.