The Democratic Republic of Lytho-Czecnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mr Waldar Erikson with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.578 billion Lytho-Czecnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legislature City. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lytho-Czecnian economy, worth 159 trillion Feux-Dyras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,596 Feux-Dyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lytho-Czecnia's national animal is the Alpine accentor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lytho-Czecnia is ranked 293,299^th in the world and 541^st in Communitas for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.38 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.