The Allied States of United Island of faith is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 418 million United Island of faithians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faithian city. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Island of faithian economy, worth 32.4 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,627 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Island of faith's national animal is the Scorpionfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Island of faith is ranked 212,089^th in the world and 483^rd in Communitas for Fattest Citizens, with 9.04 Obesity Rate.