The Independent SSR of Narodovya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Alexei Zimov with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.777 billion Narodovyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narodovsk. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Narodovyan economy, worth 463 trillion Edinstvoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,878 Edinstvoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narodovya's national animal is the Northen Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northern Orthodoxy.

Narodovya is ranked 16,589^th in the world and 25^th in Communitas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,776.09 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.