The Peopledom of Lesva is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Marshal Iuna Scadi with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.035 billion Lesvans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saela. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lesvan economy, worth 859 trillion Leses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,418 Leses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Saela, religion makes people horny, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax Leses each year. Crime is well under control. Lesva's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marshal Iuna Scadi Cult of Personality.

Lesva is ranked 93,437^th in the world and 52^nd in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,495.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.