The Epicness of Esterazdravo is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Patriarch Xavier I with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 9.633 billion Esterazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verkhnyaskiy. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Esterazian economy, worth 834 trillion Esrava Korona 𝔈𝔎s a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,605 Esrava Korona 𝔈𝔎s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and Patriarch Xavier I's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esterazdravo's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Church.

Esterazdravo is ranked 9,236^th in the world and 25^th in The Western Isles for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 66.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.