The State of Remodio is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tuurn Ropine with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.836 billion Remodins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ioodiisitie. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Remodi economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion asootis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,326 asootis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Remodio has the hottest women in the world, dictionaries have tripled in size listing alternative spellings, children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remodio's national animal is the pibi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sabatism.

Remodio is ranked 202,534^th in the world and 108^th in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.