The United Socialist States of Last Outer Heaven is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Rojas with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 22.717 billion Heavenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanzibar. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Heavenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,248 trillion Heavenian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 319,061 Heavenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Last Outer Heaven's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Last Outer Heaven is ranked 222^nd in the world and 10^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 148.63 average smiles per day.