The Free Land of Greendot is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 231 million Greendotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Greendotian economy, worth 13.7 trillion Doobies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,256 Doobies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is totally unknown. Greendot's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greendot is ranked 67,288^th in the world and 930^th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,613.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.