The Office of Europeian World Assembly Affairs is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Sloth population. The hard-working population of 3.841 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.5%.

The Europeian economy, worth 161 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 42,007 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeian World Assembly Affairs's national animal is the Sloth.

Europeian World Assembly Affairs is ranked 128,666^th in the world and 557^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 10.23 Obesity Rate.