The Tri-Union of Emustralia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Velvet Lemen with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.242 billion Emustralians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patenscow. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Emustralian economy, worth 388 trillion Zaiks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,086 Zaiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently puts profits over peace, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime is totally unknown. Emustralia's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emustralia is ranked 55,245^th in the world and 46^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,812.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.