The Federative Republics of Beanastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bill Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 2.068 billion Beanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bean Berg. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanian economy, worth 191 trillion BEANS a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,546 BEANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanastan's national animal is the Can 'o Beans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beanastan is ranked 72,945^th in the world and 57^th in Eladria for Highest Average Incomes, with 92,546.02 Standard Monetary Units.