The God Given Lands of Der Mormia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ezekiel Mizrahi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.911 billion Mormians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Der Mormonische Megalith. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Der Mormian economy, worth 380 trillion Der Marks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,090 Der Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Der Mormonische Megalith's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Der Mormia's national animal is the Angel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mormonism.

Der Mormia is ranked 11,249^th in the world and 11^th in Eladria for Highest Average Incomes, with 199,090.69 Standard Monetary Units.