The Federatsiya of Ursaaa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Mallory with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.366 billion Ursans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudeya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ursaaan economy, worth 710 trillion Ursan chezzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,104 Ursan chezzes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,089,169 per year while the poor average 22,289, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Glassy-eyed Ursaaan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ursaaa's national animal is the for example nothing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religion-is-quite-silly.

Ursaaa is ranked 25,434^th in the world and 21^st in Eladria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 65,442.46 Standard Monetary Units.