The Empire of Mapolia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Gojo with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.159 billion Mapolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maples. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mapolian economy, worth 126 trillion mapolien dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,267 mapolien dollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapolia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mapolia is ranked 26,987^th in the world and 30^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,824.77 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.