The Right-Wing Democracy of Thaurbog Daestlectia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah Davis with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.703 billion Daestlectians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorvok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Daestlectian economy, worth 825 trillion Thaurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,624 Thaurs, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Catholicism, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, "The Pride of the Daestlectian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil, and ants are charged with crimes against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaurbog Daestlectia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Thaurbog Daestlectia is ranked 25,790^th in the world and 34^th in Eladria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 271.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.