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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,483rdMost Pacifist: 4,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,686th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Enough is never enough
Her Excellency Selenya Vale
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Edresty

Population1.301 billion

CapitalCapra
LeaderHer Excellency Selenya Vale

Currencygold
Animalgoat

The Empire of Edresty is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Excellency Selenya Vale with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.301 billion Edrestyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capra. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edrestyian economy, worth 198 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,647 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edresty's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Edresty is ranked 18,406th in the world and 150th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 322.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,483rdMost Pacifist: 4,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,757thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,370thSafest: 6,500thNicest Citizens: 6,812thMost Developed: 6,906thMost Accessible: 7,335thMost Inclusive: 7,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,448thMost Influential: 8,632ndHighest Food Quality: 8,772ndSmartest Citizens: 8,951stLowest Crime Rates: 9,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,579thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,647thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,709thMost Secular: 10,840thLargest Governments: 11,445thHealthiest Citizens: 12,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,520thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,847thMost Cultured: 15,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,702ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,135thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,441stHighest Average Incomes: 24,721stMost Efficient Economies: 26,303rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 82nd in the regionMost Accessible: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 112th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, recognizing the Edrestyian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at Her Excellency Selenya Vale's office.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Edresty, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Her Excellency Selenya Vale to be highly-advanced toilet factories.

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