The Kingdom of Doisetopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Uijijmk with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.02 billion Doisetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pedditown. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Doisetopian economy, worth 162 trillion Doisellars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,952 Doisellars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, Pedditown Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doisetopia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doisetopia is ranked 92,561^st in the world and 492^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,483.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.