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Nudest: 868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,604th
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
A wise man once said Cheese... That man was Bob
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Azores and Madeira

Population736 million

CapitalCidade de Alheiras

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalTaco Kiwi

The United Socialist States of Azores and Madeira is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 736 million Azoromadeirans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de Alheiras. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azoromadeiran economy, worth 89.2 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,246 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, refugees from other nations are flocking to Azores and Madeira's border, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azores and Madeira's national animal is the Taco Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azores and Madeira is ranked 16,219th in the world and 29th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 343.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Nudest: 868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,480thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,604thMost Pacifist: 3,672ndSafest: 3,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,069thMost Secular: 4,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,059thNicest Citizens: 6,555thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,429thMost Accessible: 8,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,668thMost Developed: 9,648thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,862ndMost Inclusive: 12,104thSmartest Citizens: 12,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,896thHighest Food Quality: 13,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,868thHealthiest Citizens: 14,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,452ndMost Income Equality: 15,565thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,576thMost Cultured: 18,283rdLargest Governments: 19,474thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,007thLowest Crime Rates: 27,093rdMost Influential: 27,280thBest Weather: 28,314th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, refugees from other nations are flocking to Azores and Madeira's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Azores and Madeira's influence in The Kodiak Republic rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Azores and Madeira was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Azores and Madeira, black gold is looking more brown these days.

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