The Republic of Trysithian is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.909 billion Trysithians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Trysithianian economy, worth 247 trillion Trysithian Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,229 Trysithian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Trysithian City" t-shirts, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trysithian's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Trysithian is ranked 321,698^th in the world and 184^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.