The Federal Republic of Akhzin is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jim Teacher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.885 billion Akhzis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croydon. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akhzinian economy, worth 480 trillion Drovaks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,521 Drovaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Akhzin they're lyin', and a little love goes a long way claim Akhzinian news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akhzin's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Akhzin is ranked 179,714^th in the world and 76^th in The Kodiak Republic for Largest Populations, with 2.88 billion capita.