The Absolute Sultanate of Soriguana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nabeel Saqib Ibn Arafaat with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.877 billion Soriguans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arfinia. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soriguane economy, worth 380 trillion Nuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,224 Nuans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, pranking is an art form, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soriguana's national animal is the Soriguan Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Soriguana is ranked 35,316^th in the world and 37^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Average Incomes, with 132,224.98 Standard Monetary Units.