The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Alinek is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Czechoslovakia with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.797 billion Alinekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuscanate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alineki economy, worth a remarkable 3,123 trillion Alas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,113 Alas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,140,829 per year while the poor average 20,236, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste, stocks go up when the internet says so, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alinek's national animal is the robin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is one of them.

Alinek is ranked 23,776^th in the world and 16^th in Kerbals of the North for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,022.3 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.