The Benevolent Dictatorship of Danilama is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Pizza with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.615 billion Danilamen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danilamygrad. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Danilaman economy, worth 542 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,002 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, members of ethnic minorities are more often called "boy" or "girl" than by their actual names, and the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danilama's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Danilama is ranked 320,090^th in the world and 70^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.