The Glorious Republic of Vipru is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Faxmulvos with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.636 billion Vipruans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dovestone. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vipruan economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Vipran Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,711 Vipran Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, foreign leaders who don't applaud Faxmulvos's speeches are regarded as enemies of Vipru, and atheists on vacation find Christianity's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vipru's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vipru is ranked 319,831^st in the world and 68^th in Kerbals of the North for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.