The Constitutional Monarchy of Mich is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kingfish with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.358 billion Michians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Michal. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michian economy, worth 763 trillion Micians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,827 Micians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mich's national animal is the big gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Khristianity.

Mich is ranked 9,224^th in the world and 4^th in Kerbals of the North for Safest, scoring 120.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.