The Empire of Severoslovansk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Edvard Stepkovic with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.101 billion Severoslovans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darčo. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Severoslovan economy, worth 94.3 trillion Slovan Došs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,680 Slovan Došs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, Holy Emperor Edvard Stepkovic is the self-declared God of all Severoslovansk, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Severoslovansk's national animal is the Slovan Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Solavism.

Severoslovansk is ranked 237,645^th in the world and 61^st in Kerbals of the North for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.