The Most Serene Republic of Aleixandria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adán Alexander de Pinto with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.18 billion Aleixandrans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aleixandran economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion sicloes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,348 sicloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, a government program is underway to revitalize Aleixandria's beaches, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown. Aleixandria's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aleixandria is ranked 262,327^th in the world and 84^th in Gay for Most Primitive, scoring -200.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.