Population | 27.033 billion |
Capital | Lexington |
Leader | President Amira Mohammadi |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Raccoon |
The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Amira Mohammadi with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.033 billion Toslerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,460 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,006 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, much of Tosler's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Lexington's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end. Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Tosler is ranked 36,197th in the world and 28th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 1,248.91067291888 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tosler's influence in Gay fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Tosler's influence in Gay rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
- : Tosler was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, Lexington's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, much of Tosler's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Tosler was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Tosler, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Aleixandria, Lancs, Gender rolls, Giscuambourg, Western Weassey, Zephron-Siparun, Duodez, Armillia, Aethelia, Lysheim, Genesis Fifteen, Senshu, Cachard Calia, Amersmark, Ruteboeuf, Tabako, The One Galactic Republic, The Canadian Republic Colonies, and Hijjma.