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Most Rebellious Youth: 564thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,068thNicest Citizens: 1,106th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Liberty, Equality, Compassion, and Democracy
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tosler

Population27.033 billion

CapitalLexington
LeaderPresident Amira Mohammadi
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalRaccoon

The Democratic Republic of Tosler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Amira Mohammadi with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.033 billion Toslerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Toslerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,460 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,006 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, much of Tosler's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, Lexington's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end. Crime is totally unknown. Tosler's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Tosler is ranked 36,197th in the world and 28th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 1,248.91067291888 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 564thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,068thNicest Citizens: 1,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,176thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,176thMost Pacifist: 1,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,694thSafest: 1,900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,057thMost Cultured: 2,244thMost Developed: 2,421stHighest Food Quality: 2,515thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,549thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,574thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,776thMost Inclusive: 2,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,880thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,385thMost Influential: 3,411thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,561stSmartest Citizens: 3,564thBest Weather: 3,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,969thHighest Economic Output: 3,995thHealthiest Citizens: 4,108thLargest Governments: 4,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,873rdLargest Populations: 6,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,430thMost Efficient Economies: 12,241stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,590thNudest: 16,684thHighest Average Incomes: 17,347thMost Secular: 17,929thMost Income Equality: 21,438th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tosler's influence in Gay fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Tosler's influence in Gay rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • : Tosler was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, Lexington's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, much of Tosler's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Tosler was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Tosler, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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