The United States of Holmica is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.363 billion Holmicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holmica City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holmican economy, worth 276 trillion Holmican dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,918 Holmican dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holmica's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holmica is ranked 7,116^th in the world and 420^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 125.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.