The Federation of Castas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Damien Fortis with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The devout population of 1.382 billion Castasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flont Town. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Castasian economy, worth 125 trillion Fleurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 90,460 Fleurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, Castasian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, vaccinations are mandatory, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castas's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Castas is ranked 50,221^st in the world and 2,420^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 102.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.