The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.019 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 6,212 trillion People's surpluses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,163 People's surpluses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Stalinist officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 1,315^th in the world and 41^st in Osiris for Safest, scoring 156.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.