The Principality of Bozoaria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.331 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,820 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 249,229 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cows graze until the wolves come home, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 185,976^th in the world and 7,229^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 51.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.