Population | 3.114 billion |
Capital | Ruselos |
Leader | Xico II |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Sardinha |
Animal | Black Cat |
The Holy Imperialist Xicado of Ossela is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Xico II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.114 billion Osselenses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruselos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Osselense economy, worth 354 trillion Sardinhas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 113,708 Sardinhas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,212 per year while the poor average 29,228, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.
All transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ossela's national animal is the Black Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Ossela is ranked 13,124th in the world and 11th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 76,753.17 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ossela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Primitive, and Most Influential.
- : Ossela was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Ossela lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Ossela was endorsed by The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan.
- : Ossela voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Ossela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Ossela was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Ossela lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Ossela lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Ossela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Herya, Reino de Portvgal, Alentejo and Algarve, Astartia, The Portuguese Workers, Samosil, Olarista, Ofiussia, Reinado Brasileiro, NovaPortugalidade, SoveskY, Nea Athinae, CruddsDuddsAye, Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo, Aachenheimer, Nookie Island, Grijo, and Totaristan.