The Empire of Grijo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gaius Antonius with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.024 billion Grijoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Refesa. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grijoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion Denários a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 158,489 Denários, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting the best Grijoan restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, the atmosphere in Grijoan boardrooms is turning more gay, and parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grijo's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganismo Greco-Romano.

Grijo is ranked 260,992^nd in the world and 130^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,837.62 Standard Monetary Units.