The Confederacy of Dragolif is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.891 billion Dragolifians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of draco. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dragolifian economy, worth 557 trillion dragoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,711 dragoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the news is showing footage of The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage bullying an old man to the point of tears, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragolif's national animal is the space turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is dragolinicism.

Dragolif is ranked 18,675^th in the world and 539^th in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 121.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.