Population | 5.691 billion |
Capital | draco |
Leader | The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage |
Faith | dragolinicism |
Currency | drago |
Animal | space turtle |
The Confederacy of Dragolif is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.691 billion Dragolifians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of draco. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dragolifian economy, worth 542 trillion dragoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,411 dragoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the news is showing footage of The Ultimate Supreme autocrat Farage bullying an old man to the point of tears, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragolif's national animal is the space turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is dragolinicism.
Dragolif is ranked 85,747th in the world and 893rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 543.155728769 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dragolif was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Qadiworka.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Dragolif was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Dragolif was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 102 » Wehraboos, ARIAPOLIS01, The Worst army of, Beblahbleblo, Aidenfieeld, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Saciu, Altnavia, Valles Stellarum, Bawkie, Eleuthelrium, Goldnation, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, Farengeto, PenguinPies, Great Lothian, Sporaltryus, Tsunamy, Holy Free, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, America Gone Wrong, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Unielvan Millorvium, Froshar, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Gracca, Yugarritia, Estival, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Signar, Venezia Pacifica, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Tanyaland, Chernaya Zvezda, Alvira, and 52 others.Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, Amerion, Kringalia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, Yusan, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Las Filipina, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, Elritch, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, and Great Scapula.