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Governor: Mirabilan

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Kenway island

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Welcome to The Gordo Council (of Got Beef). This is the official successor to the legendary Gordo Alliance of Got Beef.

The Gordo Council is a region of intellectual and philosophical discussion, along with being a safe haven for opinion and debate.

All opinions, beliefs, and ideologies are accepted here, albeit not free from being critiqued and challenged.

Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Fredonia, and Nintendo.

Tags: Governorless and Minuscule.

The Gordo Council contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in The Gordo Council

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, The Gordo Council is ranked 20,893rd in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Socialist States of Heroes of humanityInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
2.The Dominion of CatsssssssInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Mission Accomplished”
3.The Republic of Panzer Vor 420Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Wow”

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The henry empire

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Zamasurando

I would like to announce we will have an international competition to hunt our national animal, THE APPETIZER, to extinction. All nations welcome.

Zamasurando wrote:I would like to announce we will have an international competition to hunt our national animal, THE APPETIZER, to extinction. All nations welcome.

Do those come with a dipping sauce?

Kenway island

Sure what kinda sauce do you like?

Zamasurando

Brocklandia wrote:Do those come with a dipping sauce?

Usually the appetizer is obliterated from existence rather than consumed. But you are more than welcome to enjoy our finest tea.

Zamasurando wrote:Usually the appetizer is obliterated from existence rather than consumed. But you are more than welcome to enjoy our finest tea.

So why would you serve a tea that is less fine? That sounds like a call to the customer complaint line just waiting to happen.

We over at the Bar have a customer complain line too. It goes to a greeting that says "You call is important; please continue to hold" ... on infinite loop. The wait time started as "never" and has only gotten longer. Would you like the number for our call center provider so you can set up one too?

Zamasurando

Brocklandia wrote:So why would you serve a tea that is less fine? That sounds like a call to the customer complaint line just waiting to happen.

We over at the Bar have a customer complain line too. It goes to a greeting that says "You call is important; please continue to hold" ... on infinite loop. The wait time started as "never" and has only gotten longer. Would you like the number for our call center provider so you can set up one too?

Ah, you misunderstand. All tea in Zamasurando is the finest because it was made by the gods.

There’s no need for customer service. Any mortal who complains is dealt with.

Zamasurando wrote:There’s no need for customer service. Any mortal who complains is dealt with.

Are you looking for a job? Because I'm sure a "anyone who complains will be dealt with" approach would make you a perfect fit at Microsoft.

Zamasurando

Brocklandia wrote:Are you looking for a job? Because I'm sure a "anyone who complains will be dealt with" approach would make you a perfect fit at Microsoft.

Any corporation who treats people unfairly is misusing the gift of creation. My job, as supreme ruler of the cosmos, would be to deal with them as well.

True gordo insiders

A Gordotube livestream has just gone live: Best Girl announces that the True Gordo Insiders is more inclusive than ever before and the economy is growing. Civil Rights are on the rise, with freedom from persecution for personal beliefs and protections for our LGBTQ+ citizens. It is a great day in the True Gordo Insiders

Mirabilan

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