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Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 47th
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Population19.336 billion

CapitalDarkest Surburbia
Leaderthe biggest squirrels you ever saw
Faith--uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever

Animalgiant dancing howler monkey

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the biggest squirrels you ever saw with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.336 billion Brocklandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkest Surburbia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brocklandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,619 trillion goobers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,630 goobers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brocklandia's national animal is the giant dancing howler monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is --uhm--maybe apathy--or whatever.

Brocklandia is ranked 57th in the world and 3rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Armed, with 84.51 Weapons Per Person.

Nudest: 1stRudest Citizens: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 47thMost Armed: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thMost Rebellious Youth: 104thFattest Citizens: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 179thLargest Retail Industry: 184thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 269thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 690thMost Avoided: 833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 928thMost Inclusive: 1,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,334thHighest Drug Use: 1,628thMost Politically Free: 1,677thHighest Economic Output: 1,696thMost Cultured: 1,717thHighest Average Incomes: 2,286thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,400thSmartest Citizens: 5,120thMost Influential: 5,531stMost Efficient Economies: 5,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,736thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,005thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,256thLargest Mining Sector: 7,539thLargest Populations: 8,217thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,805thMost Secular: 11,551stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,541stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,456thLargest Black Market: 13,706thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,833rdMost Extreme: 18,340thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,942ndMost Pro-Market: 22,062ndMost Stationary: 22,894th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

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