The Cyberocracy of Jahass is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.085 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,900 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Europe for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, the world still seems flat to some people in space, military spending is on the increase, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Altruism.

Jahass is ranked 4,212^th in the world and 76^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 607.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.