The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.794 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,059 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,879 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 10,296^th in the world and 185^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 402.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.