Paradise Farm

Governor: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats

Last WA Update: 89 minutes ago

World Factbook Entry

------------------------------ Welcome to Paradise Farm ------------------------------

Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime

Sign on gate: Do not cross this pasture unless you can do it in 9 seconds, because the bull can do it in 10.

Q: How did the farmer meet his wife?
A: He tractor down.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that's in a baaaaaad mooooood.

A guy got arrested robbing the hay farm, but he couldn't make bale.

Tags: Medium.

Paradise Farm contains 15 nations, the 1,262nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Paradise Farm is ranked 8,992^nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Crazy Quackers of Daffyducks	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“It's Mine, Ya Understand? Mine, MINE, All MINE!”
2.	The Gobbling Birdbrains of Turkey Drumstick	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Humans Like To Stuff What In Our Where?”
3.	The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Someday, We'll All Be Unicorns”
4.	The Hammy Bacon Bits of Pork Scratchings	Democratic Socialists Hell	“That's All Folks!”
5.	The Free Equines of Draft Horses	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“We Will Work Harder”
6.	The Royal Queendom of Buzzing Beehive	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Only the Queen May Breed”
7.	The Furry Fiends of Nannygoats	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Hey Man, Got Any Grass?”
8.	The Crazy Confederacy of Mountain Llamas	Democratic Socialists Hell	“May the Llama of Joy Forever Spit in Your Direction”
9.	The Comfy Dog Kennel of Howling Hounds	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Just act innocent, and Blame it on the Dog”
10.	The Wooly Jumbucks of Stoopidsheep	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Shear me baby, shear me.”