The Free Equines of Draft Horses is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boxer with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.039 billion Draft Horsesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equinius. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Draft Horsesian economy, worth 881 trillion oats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,816 oats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the government snoops on private internet connections, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draft Horses's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is animalism.

Draft Horses is ranked 124,540^th in the world and 10^th in Paradise Farm for Highest Drug Use, scoring 131.62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.