The Prancing Herd of Mutant Donkeys is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eeyore with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 10.17 billion Mutant Donkeysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barnville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mutant Donkeysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion haystacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,206 haystacks, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Chipmunk Dung" has been declared a national treasure, school football matches are usually five-a-side, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mutant Donkeys's national animal is the chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Mutant Donkeys is ranked 9,414^th in the world and 3^rd in Paradise Farm for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,684.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.