The Wooly Jumbucks of Stoopidsheep is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jolly Swagman with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 21.214 billion Stoopidsheepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billabong. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stoopidsheepian economy, worth a remarkable 2,000 trillion cowpats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,288 cowpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoopidsheep's national animal is the sheepdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is merinoism.

Stoopidsheep is ranked 100,816^th in the world and 14^th in Paradise Farm for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,635.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.