Population | 18.86 billion |
Capital | Monaster |
Leader | Dustin B Twinnears |
Faith | Unlimited Cheap Data |
Currency | slightly manky dollar |
Animal | Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing |
The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.86 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 8,754 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,205 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Archivists no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Candlewhisper Archive's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.
Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 294,202nd in the world and 332nd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, refugees from other nations are flocking to Candlewhisper Archive's border.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, Archivists no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings.
- : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Candlewhisper Archive lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, it is a silent spring in Candlewhisper Archive.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Dustin B Twinnears's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
- : Following new legislation in Candlewhisper Archive, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 45 » Ransium, Velkia and the Islands, Eryndlynd, Caterasia, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Turbeaux, The Black Forrest, Taco Respublic, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Novian Republics, Lura, Love and Nature, Effazio, Atsvea, Middle Barael, Terrabod, Blue Nagia, The Cypher Nine, Tscharva, Roless, Kyratistani, Rhodevus, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Zerphen, Nordustra, Prusmia, Forest Virginia, Tildalandia, Motu Tele, Ypogegrammeni, Psuke, York Zionia, Saint Dolmance, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Terrawynn, Frieden-und Freudenland, Kannap, Anxious and Kevin, Vantser, Velichye, and The Realizer.