The Colony of Chilledsville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chilledenuff with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.155 billion Chilledsvilleans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hub. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilledsvillean economy, worth a remarkable 5,895 trillion Groats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 307,784 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chilledsville's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chilledsville is ranked 569^th in the world and 11^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 29,192.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.